British tabloid, Heat Magazine is reporting that dipsydoodle duo Kimye are well on the outs – despite the Kardashian clan’s claims to the contrary. Next week will be the couple’s third wedding anniversary, an occasion they will spend 1,000 miles apart.
“Right now, things are very tough for their marriage,” a source told Heat.
Between Kanye’s complete mental collapse and Kim’s abduction at the hands of baguette wielding jewel heisters, it’s been a pretty tumultuous year or so for the pair.
“Kanye is in a very odd place in his life right now, so he’s happy to take a break,” the anonymous source spilled. “Kim convinced him that this was the best solution for him, as it would allow him to take time out of the spotlight.”
I heartily agree with Kim, in fact I think the best idea would be for both of them to remain out of the spotlight, our lives and our consciousness on a permanent basis.