Referring to herself as the OG (original git? Grifter?), Paris Hilton has reared her wonky head to gift her fans with a new video in which she lists her favorite 2000s trends. With a face botoxed to Madame Tussaud levels, the Valtrex queen says words in her imitable zombie-like fashion. I’m not quite sure whether this was meant to be tongue in cheek or an actual legitimate lifestyle piece, but whatever her intention it just comes off as the most boring and depressing Funny or Die skit ever.