Patterson is the worst but he’s disguised, barely speaks and gets his junk eaten by seagulls (spoiler alert).

Amazing. If ya like ancient mariners jacking off and seagulls eatin’ peckers. It felt like an old stage play with modern shock value. Dafoe and Pattinson were good. We left the theater cracking up even though it was so dark. Two thumbs up (but one of the thumbs is a pecker in a seagull’s beak).

No any good?

Em                 D              Cmaj7               B7
   "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me,
Em7                D         Cmaj7        Ebdim
   The answer is easy if you take it logically.
Em7             D                Cmaj7          B7   
   I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.
                 Em       Am7                Em       Em
   There must be - fifty ways to leave your lover."

Em                  D            Cmaj7        B7   
   She said: "It's really not my habit to intrude,
            Em            D              Cmaj7            Ebdim
   Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or miss-construed,
             Em           D        Cmaj7          B7 
   But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude.
                 Em       Am7                Em        Em
   There must be - fifty ways to leave your lover,
Em        Am7                Em
   Fifty ways to leave your lover."


[Chorus]

                   G                     Bb
Just slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan,
              C7                          G
No need to be coy Roy, just get yourself free
            G                             Bb
Hop on the bus Gus, you don't need to discuss much,
                  C7                         G
Just drop off the key Lee, and get yourself free.

               G                    Bb
Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan,
                     C7                          G
You don't need to be coy Roy, you just listen to me.
            G                            Bb
Hop on the bus Gus, you don't need to discuss much,
                  C7                          G
Just drop off the key Lee, and get yourself free.


[Verse]

Em                 D             Cmaj7             B7 
   She said: "It grieves me so to see you in such pain.
                  Em                  D           Cmaj7    Ebdim
   I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again."
                 Em          D               Cmaj7      B7
   I said: "I appreciate that and would you please explain
             Em      Am7     Em
   About the - fifty ways."

Em                 D                  Cmaj7          B7 
   She said: "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight,
            Em                D             Cmaj7            Ebdim
   And I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light."
             Em              D             Cmaj7        B7
   Then she kissed me and I realised, she probably was right,
                Em      Am7                Em
   There must be fifty ways to leave your lover,
Em        Am7                Em
   Fifty ways to leave your lover.


[Chorus]

                   G                     Bb
Just slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan,
                     C7                          G
You don't need to be coy Roy, and get yourself free.
            G                             Bb
Hop on the bus Gus, you don't need to discuss much.
                  C7                          G
Just drop off the key Lee, and set yourself free.

                   G                     Bb
Just slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan,
              C7                      G
No need to be coy Roy, just listen to me.
            G                         Bb
Hop on the bus Gus, don't need to discuss much,
                  C7                          G
Just drop off the key Lee, and set yourself free.

I want to have the chorus with the same chords and tempo than the verses.