THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

Demi Lovato looks like a secretary from the 80s in new video

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Apparently she’s going back on the road, or something…sure that’ll be a sell-out.

R.E.M. ‘Collapse Into Now’ REVIEW…welcome back we missed you!!

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While the esteemed Athens, GA band’s new album, Collapse Into Now, doesn’t hit streets until March 8, NPR is currently streaming the album in its entirety.

Zac Efron is GAY?…wow what a ‘shocker’

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I say good for Zac. If this report is true, then I think it’s good that he’s not living his life petrified whether or not he’ll get caught just being who he is.

Holly Madison is proud of her fat rump!

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God between this idiotic blurble and listening to Kim Kardashian’s new song today, I think I’m gonna stick my head in the oven.

Justin Bieber and his lame haircut flip us off!

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Ooooohh… obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.

Our national discourse has been hijacked by half-wits and crazy people!

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The fact that we live in interesting times is an understatement. The death of the America you and I grew up in – the America our grandkids will never even know – may be a grim and depressing thing to contemplate, but witnessing the demise of this once-great nation sure as hell ain’t boring. Truth be told, it has been quite entertaining! Thanks to television and the internet, we can all have a front row seat as we behold the spectacle of the United States of America being completely and utterly destroyed from within. Isn’t technology neat?

Beady Eye ‘Different Gear, Still Speeding’ REVIEW… Noel WHO? Liam Gallagher delivers an album for the ages

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Noel who? Liam Gallagher’s Beady Eyes deliver one of the most exciting debut albums of the last decade with ‘Different Gear, Still Speeding’

The Strokes ‘Angles’ preview REVIEW…could this be their MASTERPIECE?

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The new Strokes album ‘Angles’ is due out in 20 days, however, iTunes has put up 30 second previews of all their new tunes. I don’t really get the whole ‘preview’ deal, to me it’s a total ‘ear tease’. Still, at the risk inflicting myself with a bad case of ‘blue ears’, I’m going to play the role of an old school A&R man and attempt to divine whether or not I smell ‘gold’! After all, 30 seconds is generally all you need to decide if a song has got the stuff to hold your interest…no?

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